Should someone break into my house would I shoot them before understanding their intentions? Yes.
Should someone ring my doorbell when I didn't order any delivery food, would I shoot them? Yes.
If someone I don't know is on my lawn would I shoot them? Maybe. Possibly...it depends on their race and physical features.
Standard questions to ask a perpetrator prior to shooting:
Are you coming in to steal something? If yes, is it something big or small?
Do you really need this or do you want it?
Are you here to rape me? Are you cute? Will you be gentle?
Can we just talk about this?
Did you have issues with your mother? Father? Cousin?
Depending on the answers to these questions, you may either shoot, stab or verbally assault said perpetrator.
I also feel that all people with low sloping foreheads should be shot on site. All people with low sloping foreheads essentially are criminals. Don't believe me? Wikipidia bitch: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cesare_Lombroso
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Good post...timely and relevant.
"...all of the blanket statements that are thrown around this room all the time"
The blanket statement in itself can be offensive or non-offensive. Keys to determining should be tone, delivery, non-verbal cues, verbal cues (including laughter) and general comfort with the group presenting to.
I agree with El Presidente.
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