Do the right thing and sign up for Aaron Karo's bi-monthly emails that I forward on from time to time. You can also catch up on his old columns by visiting his web site.
Here is a taste of his comedic brilliance from a couple different columns...
"Ladies, does your boyfriend, husband, brother, son, or male co-worker constantly adjust his crotch area? Well, guess what – we all do that. It’s genetic. It’s a package deal that came with our, uh, package. Listen, if you want us to keep the toilet seat down for no good reason, we get to scratch our balls. That’s just the way it’s gonna be."
"Why is it that most people cannot comprehend the “boarding by group number” process at the airport? Hey, grandpa, it’s not that fucking difficult!! Does it say Group 2 on your ticket? No? Then get the fuck to the back of the line!!"
"Have you ever been about to wish someone a Happy Birthday, but before you could say anything they just happen to mention their birthday first, which sucks because you actually knew that and now you won’t get any credit for it?"
"So I’ve noticed the new trend for girls’ jeans is to be extremely tapered and tight at the ankle. I think it looks dumb, but then again, what the fuck do I know. My only real concern is that they’re hard to remove while hooking up. What I’d like to see next season is girls’ jeans that rip off like basketball warm-ups. But I’ll settle for boot cut."
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