In the beginning their was the word...and the word was God. And God said unto the Bullpen, let he who comitteth the greatest sin be presented the Brown Bag Award. For we are all sinners, and born unto this earth with many a fault. Lightning did strike upon a great stone and left the 5 commadments for the Brown Bag Award.
1. Thou shalt nominate via email to thine Administrator(El Presidente) your vote for the Brown Bag Award.
2. Thine email shalt be sent no later then the 2pm hour on Friday, the Lord's second favorite day.
3. The posting of thine nominations shalt be on Friday at which the voting shall commence. The winner shall be presented the Brown Bag on Friday or Monday morning.
4. If the children of God cannot decide upon a unanimous Brown Bag winner, then the tying nominations should be vote upon, again.
5. Thou shalt not worship false idols.
And the word is good and true. All God's children say...Amen.
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