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Baby...at a Liquor Store!

Another sign of the downfall of mankind. On the way back from a delicious sushi lunch at the Amura in Lake Mary, The Asian Beaver and I noticed a white Explorer weaving in and out of traffic and approaching from behind quickly. Basically, this person was driving like a dick. Suddenly, the White Explorer zoomed into the middle lane, passing us on the left (we were in the right lane, preparing to turn) and quickly slammed on the brakes to make an abrupt right turn into the Discount Liquor Store, where you can buy Playboy Magazines, as well as an assortment of liquor and tobacco products.

What's interesting and sad about this was the back hatch of the SUV was open and peering out at us was what looked to be a 1 year old baby, strapped into a car seat. The driver, a female wearing the classiest light colored jeans you can buy at Walmart, stepped out of the car and disappeared into the liquor store.

A couple of things:

1. Why the fuck is this white trash whore, exceeding the speed limit by at least 20mph, zooming in and out of traffic, with a newborn baby in the back?!?!?!?!?

2. The liquor store? The fucking liquor store? Is that where you were in a hurry to get too? Is there a sale on MadDog 20/20 that ends at 1pm? Do you need liquor that bad and that quickly, that you need to endanger your child and every other person on the road?

3. Leaving the child in the hot sun in the car while you went in to buy your pack of smokes and whatever alcoholic beverage you just HAD to have. Give me a break.

There needs to be limitations on breeding and Sanford might make for a great test market.

Asian Beaver saying Goodbye.

Seeing as this Friday is my last day, do I get to be a part of this "happenin' place" still?