Morons in the News

JOHN EDWARDS ... SPOKESMAN FOR JESUS
Well, isn't this special! John Edwards is now not only a presidential candidate, but he's taken on the role of being a spokesman for Jesus.
Isn't this just wonderful? If John Edwards were to win in 2008 we would actually have a spokesman for Jesus Christ in the White House! How can we turn this incredible opportunity down?
Edwards was being interviewed for a Christian website called Beliefnet.com. During that interview Edwards made the following revelations:
Jesus would be appalled at how the United States has ignored the plight of the suffering.
Children should have private time to pray at school.
Jesus would be upset with the selfishness of Americans.
Jesus would be upset about our country's willingness to go to war "when it's not necessary."
Jesus would be upset with our focus on our own selfish short-term needs.
I guess we should all stop for a moment to thank John Edwards for sharing Jesus' thoughts with us. Somehow, though, I think that Jesus would understand that there is no country on the face of the earth that does as much for the suffering as does the United States. Jesus is also probably away that Americans give more money to worthy causes than the people of any other nation. I'm also not convinced that Jesus would feel that removing a bloody dictator -- a dictator guilty of mass murders, rapes and wholesale violations of human decency -- would be categorized as "unnecessary." There are some who might think that getting rid of Saddam Hussein was actually a very Christian thing to do!
Anyway ... it's nice to know that John Edwards would don the mantle of Jesus' spokesman in order to further his political goals.

Deaner's View: John Edwards is a moron!


THE SUN MIGHT BE WARMING THE EARTH Yup...that's the latest conclusion of those who dare to speak out against the Global Warming jihad. And there's new information that can't be making Al Gore happy. According to National Geographic News and a scientist...global warming is caused by.....the sun.
Imagine that! What have I been saying for years here?
Uh-oh....what now? Will Al Gore ever admit that he might have been wrong? Of course not...because the global warming movement has nothing to do with the environment...and everything to do with politics.According to the report, simultaneous warming of the Earth and Mars by the sun suggest that recent climate change may not be caused by man. As proof, the report cites a NASA report that says the polar ice caps are also melting on Mars. Uh-oh...time to pass a climate treaty for Mars. Those Martians obviously need to cut back on their driving and install solar panels. But remember .. only advanced industrial nations on Mars will be affected. Developing nations will be exempt. And there's more...scientists at the Danish National Space Center think global warming is caused by cosmic rays from exploded stars, not man. Are they right? Who knows. But the point is that there are reasonable people who disagree about global warming. This is something the media hides from the public. Anybody who dares to speak out against the global warming movement is derided as a Holocaust denier and a member of the Flat Earth Society. But back to that Mars thing....perhaps Al Gore could move there and run up the light bill.

Deaner's View: Global Warming is crap!


THE BARBIE BANDITS
Seems like I called this one.
Remember those two teenaged girls who "robbed" a bank near Atlanta? I said that after they were caught their parents would most assuredly come up with some excuses such as "they fell into the wrong crowd."
Well ... sure enough, the parents are now busy making excuses for their precious little girls. Joy Miller, the mother of 18-year-old Ashley Miller says that her daughter is sorry. Sorry? Well hell yes she's sorry! She's going to jail! Would she be sorry if she had gotten away with it? Spare me this "she's sorry for what she did" crap. The mother also says her daughter isn't a bandit, she just "fell in with the wrong crowd and made a bad choice." Yeah, mom ... she made the choice to be a bandit. That makes her a bandit. And she didn't fall in with the wrong crowd ... Ashley Miller and her accomplice, Heather Lyn Johnston, ARE the wrong crowd.
How long do you folks think these lovely girls will have to spend in prison? Or do you think they'll end up picking up garbage along the roadway with a little probation to serve?

Deaner's View: They are loose crack whores who need to either be in jail or vanish from the face of the earth. They can only do harm to a society.