Deaner's Day Back

10:30 - Roll into work. "What the fuck was that email?" "I gave Brian Cashman a lap dance."
10:45 - Bitch about breaking down the booth to Nick.
11:00 - Bitch about breaking down the booth to the entire office.
11:15 - "How the fuck do you post?" "How the fuck do you comment?" "What the fuck?"
11:45 - "Fuck this. I hate this. "
John says - "It's right there on the screen."
"Fuck that. You did something magical. I hate this."
12:10 - Lunch time. Spike football...spike cell phone. At least he didn't eat a dirty grape.
"Hey John, let's skip to the dessert bar and share a pie. I will rub whip cream on you."
John says - "Deaner...you frighten me."
1:25 - Bitch about breaking down the booth to others.
2:00 - Bitch about breaking down the booth.
3:00 - Call and confirm appointment for "massage"
3:30 - Watch Family Guy.
4:00 - Wander around the office and bitch about breaking down the booth.
4:30 - Play foosball. "Why can't you be fucking creative on offense!"
4:40 - Lose. Pout. Sulk.
4:42 - It's been a long day...time to get my "massage".